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Archive · November 2010

The Attraction Machine
November 9, 2010 · Tags: · 2 Comments

This is a question that I’ve asked before when I’m bored and want to discuss silly random things: Let’s say there existed a machine that would spit out the names of everybody who has ever been attracted to you. Would you use it? Would you want to know? The follow up questions always come: does it tell you the degree of attraction? does it tell you whether the attraction is past or present? does it include passing-by strangers who only thought “I’d hit that”? and so on and so forth, my answer to which is, set the specifics however you… [Read More]

Love Letter
November 3, 2010 · Tags: , · No Comments

To my beloved: I saw the girl of your dreams today. It wasn’t actually her, of course, it was just someone like her. I didn’t even realize that she existed until I saw her, or rather her facsimile. I knew then that this was the girl that you were meant to be with, whenever and wherever you should find her. I don’t know how I knew. The only clues I have are her appearance – I can see her, but I don’t know her. It’ll have to be left up to you to pick her out from others like her…. [Read More]